Etiquette

LEARN IT.

I do not mind if you sit on the other side and other half of the 4-person table which I am currently only using 1 half of, so that you can sit with your 4 other friends at the table next to us. I do not mind if you talk to them in some Asian language that I can't understand so that I think you are talking about me. Because you probably aren't talking about me anyways. HOWEVER...

I DO mind if you shake your leg rapidly up and down. NEWS FLASH: The chairs are *GASP* connected to the table, and when you shake your leg, it shakes your chair, which shakes the table, which shakes MY chair. THANKS, but no thanks. I hate when people shake their legs ANYWHERE. YOU SHOULD NOT BE DRINKING COFFEE. OR EATING SUGAR. Get rid of that excess energy by running around between your classes. DO NOT SHAKE YOUR LEG WHILE I AM WRITING AN EXAM. I will hack your head off with a tray.

I DO mind if you choose to eat your food in THE most disgusting possible way; with your head 2 inches from your plate, SHOVELING food into your mouth, and SCHHLLLLURRRPPPP-ing SO FRIGGEN loudly and disgustingly I want to barf. HONESTLY. I will video tape you and play back the video so you know what you look like when you eat. Really, I'm helping you. There is no way you can get a girlfriend eating like that.

I DO mind if you continue to sit at my table and annoy the hell out of me, even when one of your friends from the table next to us leaves, and you still choose to remain at my table, shaking your leg and eating loudly.

So DON'T.