What's so bad about February?

Why does my birthday month always have the crappiest picture on my calendars? Sersiously. February always has the worst picture. My current calendar is these black and white photo-manipulation type things, with such cool pictures as a swan made out of clouds, a city which looks like a bass guitar, and a palace made out of shoots of water from fountains. Very cool pictures. February? A chandelier hanging from a cloud. LAME. And not very aesthetically pleasing at all. My last calendar was black and white natural scenes, all very pretty and interesting and exotic, EXCEPT FEBRUARY. Which was a boring cliffy-mountainous forested region type thing. BORING. And there's no way of telling which picture will be February before you buy it, because they put one of the pictures on the front and SOMETIMES it's January's picture, but not always, so really, you have no idea which month goes with which picture. It's really quite annoying. I bet it's because the people who make calendars are very bitter towards February because of Valentine's day, so they always give it the crappiest picture. I mean, I can relate to hating Valentine's day, but really, why take it out on people who's birthdays are in February?? Too bad I wasn't born a day later, then I'd be in March which I'm sure always has good calendar pictures. But then again, my birth day (yes, I meant to write it as 2 separate words) wouldn't be as cool...I mean...March 1st, or February 28th, which is cooler? Definitely February 28th. Last day of the only month that doesn't follow the 30-or-31-days-in-a-month thing (Well, excluding the 29th, but that's only ever 4 years that my birthday isn't on the last day of the month, lol :P).

As a result of this post, I will never forget how to spell calEndAr ever again.