A small amount of ammunition for bingo this summer:
1. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
2. What is the difference between outlaws and inlaws? Outlaws are wanted!
3. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick!
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
5. What bird can lift the most? A crane!
6. a) What can you hold without ever touching it? Your breath!
b) What can you hold wihtout ever touching it? A conversation!
7. What did the one magnet say to the other? You're very attractive!
8. Why can't you tell jokes to an egg? Because it'll crack up!
9. What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad!
My personal favourites are numbers 4 and 9, although none of these are as good as "Why to gorillas have big fingers? Because they have big nostrils!" ...it's possible that some of these have been used already, but we can't always be original at bingo, lol. I also felt the need to end each one in an exclamation mark so that you know which tone of voice to use when reading them :P
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!
Love the exclamation points too. We always said the punchlines in the same tone of voice too. Oh good times. I'm excited for the summer, Jo. :O)
I said too too much.
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